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| Neighborhoodies is a small company run by kids who have no business running a business. We made our first hoodie less than five years ago. Within what seemed like minutes we'd made a splash in New York, and found love in cities across the country. The attention of folks like NBC, CNN and NPR didn't hurt none, and the next thing you know we're packing up our stuff, moving out of our basement apartment and setting up a real-life office in Brooklyn. Now we've got 60 full timers, a giant bean bag, and a dart board. Just so you know, this is a very dangerous thing, having a dart board. Check out our individual profiles below. |
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| Jenny |
| Codename: Wheels of Fire |
| Special Move: The Sideways Shuffle |
| Distrusts: Fog and cornfields |
| Hopes for: Off-off-Broadway stardom |
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| Jim |
| Codename: Prickle |
| Secret Weapon: Gyroscope |
| Hungry? No thanks, I just had some chicken wings |
| Highway or Biway? Speedway |
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| Amada |
| Codename: The Infinite Sweetroll |
| Special Move: Laser Vision |
| Starts each day with? A breath of fire |
| Favorite Mollusk? The scallop |
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| Ligia |
| Codename: The Bombay Kid |
| Special Move? Mind Control |
| Inventions: The automatic bow-tie machine |
| Instruments The steel pan |
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| Aimee |
| Codename: Eva Lovelace |
| Army or Navy: Coast Guard |
| Currently assigned: the RNC |
| Weapon of choice: Laser pointer |
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| Danny |
| Codename: Colonel Razzmatazz |
| Shameful Habit: Urinal tickling |
| Most Recent Blunder: The Brussels Sprout Fiasco |
| Finishing Move: Urethra Collapser |
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| Danny S. |
| Codename: Alabama Slamma |
| Special Move: The eye of the twister |
| Secret Lab Location: Skull Island |
| Favorite Energy Drink: Rock Star. It tastes like Flintstone vitamins. |
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| Jessica |
| Codename: Comfy Bee |
| Regis or Kelly?: Regis |
| ODB: A crying shame |
| Finishing Move: Blood Spit |
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| Dana |
| Codename: Warm Leatherette |
| How often do you find yourself watching The View? Pretty much everyday. It's Elizabeth that keeps me watching. |
| What about Barbara? What about her?! Next question. |
| Are anti-bacterial soaps a good idea? No! Don't use them--ever. Unless you want to create some kind of super germ that can't be defeated. |
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| Mike |
| Codename: Rusty Scupper |
| Let me cut right to the chase, who is your favorite relative? My favorite all-time relative would have to be Dr. Octagon's dangerous 208 year old uncle, Mr. Gerbik. |
| Half-shark-alligator-half-man? Half man, half shark! |
| When baboons clap... Girl horses wanna hit the sack. |
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| Liz |
| Codename: Xander Harris |
| If you could be absolutely spectacular at any single sport, what would it be? Without a doubt I would answer kickball. |
| I have to point out that your response seems a little predictable these days. Well I guess I'm predictable then. But I know you're being a jerk. |
| You know, I was going to ask you a third question, but now I'm not going to. I don't like you attitude. Spare me. |
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| Michael |
| Codename: The Mud Shark |
| Ever raised a turkey? What do you mean? Like, by hand? I've never really considered them like pets, I mean, it's farming, you know? You get the eggs from that internet web site everybody's so into these days, convert your old dog house into a turkery, keep flood lights on the eggs for a couple of days until they hatch, then just wait until their big enough that you can't trace 'em with your hand any more. |
| I think that qualifies as raising a turkey, why were you so reticent to admit that you've done it before? I wasn't being reticent. I just wasn't sure what you mean by "raised". That's all. |
| Now that we're kind of gotten on the same page when it comes to the definition of raising an animal, let make ask you this: do you have any other animal raising experiences you'd like to talk about? I've got plenty of experiences, no doubt. I've done pumas, peacocks, pigs, ponies, cream cheeses, bloodwurst... you name it, I've pretty much raised it. That is, I've "raised" it according to your definition of the word. |
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| Shamiso |
| Codename: Timothy Treadwell |
| Okay, if you had to name just two favorite Bratz, who would they be? Now let me ask you a question: do you mean the ones in the movie, the original foursome that made up the very first Bratz Pack (Jade, Chloe, Sasha and Yasmin), or can I pick from all the Bratz collections like Twiins, Spring Break and Tokyo-A-Go-Go? Because the answer is Chloe and Jade if I have to pick from the original pack, Ciara and Diona if I can pick from all Bratz ever. |
| I think there's been a communication error here. By Bratz I meant fried pork, beef or veal sausages. I'm not exactly sure who Dionne and Sierra are. Oh. I see. Like the kind served with sauerkraut, right? And it's Diona and Ciara. |
| Do you even have a favorite German sausage? I don't know... I guess I like Kielbasa okay. |
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| Ana |
| Codename: Billy Pilgrim |
| So, when was the last time you were on Tralfamador Ha ha, because of the nickname, I get it. But, you know, I prefer Cat's Cradle. Can we talk about that one instead? |
| Have you got something against Montana Wildhack or the Tralfamadorians themselves? Yeah, I do. Have you ever seen one? They look like green plungers with an eye on top. Repulsive! |
| What do you have against toilet plungers? I just prefer to do all my plumbing the liquid way. |
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| Rob |
| Codename: The Cap'n |
| What's this I keep hearing about peanut butter flavored crunchberries? They're awesome! Have you not tried them yet? They've been out for like a year. |
| You know, and I feel terrible about this, but I just have not been able to get it together. Dude, what are you doing with your life? |
| It's unclear. Let me ask you this: have you Crunch-a-Tized anything today? Let's just say I did some TCBing just after I woke up. |
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| Annabeth |
| Codename: Dr. Danger |
| I'm thinking of an Air Force base. Edwards |
| You are good. What am I thinking about now? David Duchovny--no! His wife... what's here name... Téa Leoni! |
| Very nice. I was thinking about Spanglish. What am I thinking now? Who's Kevin Amold? |
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| Josh |
| Codename: ...Bueller... ...Bueller... ...Bueller... |
| What's with the attendance issues, dude? Very funny. I take attendance pretty darn seriously, I'll have you know. I love for certificates |
| What's your favorite? My favorite certif? That's what I call them, "certifs". I like the way it swings. |
| Me too. Do you have any other cool names for stupid stuff? Yeah, I hate four syllable words so I've got tons of nick words. Do you know what poly sci is? |
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| Annette |
| Codename: Frankie |
| Who's the genius: Carver or Lish? Raymond Carver is one of the most significant short story writers ever. The last thing I want to even begin to consider is that this "Mr. Lish" even exists. I don't have the kind of brain that can begin to distinguish the work of the author from the work of the editor and I don't want to be asked to do so. Carver's the genius. |
| What effect will this have on your next viewing of Short Cuts? None what so ever. My focus will be, as always, below Julianne Moore's equator. |
| Speaking personally, I think I'm developing a thing for Anne Archer. When Tim Robbins pulls her over I am like, wow. I think the part where Tom Waits throws the little plastic booze bottle, that he clearly appropriated from the limo, on the ground and it bounces really high is probably my favorite current moment. |
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